It's Friday evening, so it must be time for a major Republican announcement — something that under normal circumstances wouldn't give them good media coverage — something that they want to hide.
In other words, Senator Obama is off on his trip and everyone else is on summer vacation. What better time to have former Senator Phil "Nation of Whiners" Gramm resign his post with the McCain campaign?
Never fear, Democratic voters. Former Senator Gramm has already given us wonderful footage for T.V. ads this fall. Watch for it on a television set near you!
We cats PURR at former Senator Gramm, for being such a jerk. Sure helps OUR candidate!